Why Socks Disappear, Flying Laser Bears, And Afternoon Links

Corridor Digital explains why your socks disappear, and it involves little men and cats.

Man On Internet Has Spent A LOT of Time 'Researching' Porn |UPROXX|

A Seattle News Station Got Three People High And Gave Them A Driving Test |Warming Glow|

The Best Of Commander Chris Hadfield's Reddit AMA… IN SPAAAACE! |Gamma Squad|

Uproxx Video: "In Foley We Trust" |Film Drunk|

Stupid Ring Girl: The Prequel |With Leather|

10 People Who Need To Be Punched In The Face |Smoking Section|

The NFL's New Aptitude Test Revealed |Kissing Suzy Kolber|

When Animals Attack |High Definite|

Remember that Cool Slo-Mo Song from Dredd? |Unreality|

6 Weird Gifts President Obama Has Received |Mental Floss|

Giant Robotic Monsters Now Train Rugby Players |Technabob|

21 People Having Too Much Fun With Nature |HuffPost Comedy|

These New Cigarette Warnings Seem a Little Sarcastic |College Humor|

20 Facts About “The West Wing” That Will Make You Stand There In Your Wrongness |Pajiba|

MIT Developing New 'Alcohol Busting' Super Drug That Will Sober You Up in Seconds |Brobible|

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Dancing Baby, More Proof That Cats Are Evil, And Afternoon Links

Amaya is sleeping peacefully until her favorite song plays. |via The Daily What|

UPROXX Video: This Pasta Salad Will Change Your Life (And Possibly Make You A Lesbian) |UPROXX|

5 Quick Revelations About The Last 8 Episodes Of 'Breaking Bad' |Warming Glow|

Meme Watch: Pretty Girls Making Ugly Faces Is Like Planking, Except Good |UPROXX|

Pictures: Steven Seagal in a fancy scarf training a posse of armed vigilantes |Film Drunk|

Lil Wayne Brought A Gun To A Miami Heat Game And Doesn't Understand Why That Might Be Weird |With Leather|

Your 2013 NBA All-Star Weekend Cheat Sheet |Smoking Section|

Mike Florio Needs Attention - Calls For RGIII To Demand The Redskins Change Their Name |Kissing Suzy Kolber|

The Family Photo On The Moon |High Definite|

11 Controversial Vanity License Plates |Mental Floss|

7 Surefire Ways to Get Your Lover Back |College Humor|

The 15 Most Prolific Film Actors of the Last 5 Years |Pajiba|

The 23 Most Important Soul Patches Of All Time |Buzzfeed|

Five PlayStation Series Developers Should Revive |Unreality|

The Craziest ‘SNL’ FCC Complaints Ever Written |HuffPo Comedy|

Pixar goes old school with the first full-length trailer for Monsters University |Fark|

Epiphany OnE Puck Turns Heat to Electricity: World's Most Useful Coaster |Technabob|

Florida Man (the world’s worst superhero) Tried to Use A Taco As ID After Accidentally Setting His Car On Fire |Brobible via Gorilla Mask|

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Cats Who Think They Deserve Better (And Afternoon Links)

ANNOUNCEMENT: We’re Teaming Up With 5-Second Films To Create UPROXX Video |UPROXX|

Here Are 25 More Funny Pop Culture Valentines To Celebrate Singles Awareness Day |UPROXX|

A Mexican dude dressed like Wolverine saved people from a burning tower |Film Drunk|

Kobayashi Ate An Entire Domino's Pizza In 60 Seconds Because YOLO |With Leather|

10 Of 'Archer's' Most Visually Distinctive Homages To Movies |Warming Glow|

Three 2013 Music Festivals That Don't Suck Like Coachella |Smoking Section|

LOLNFL: Super Bowl XLVII Stuff |Kissing Suzy Kolber|

Woman of Steel Cosplay |Unreality|

Calvin & Hobbes IRL Wallpapers |High Definite|

The world's first and only all cross-eyed news team struggles to bring you today's top stories from their perspective. |Gorilla Mask|

The 30 Weirdest 1-900 Numbers From The ’80s |Buzzfeed|

Winterfell Gets Tiny: The Flea Circus is Coming |Technabob|

6 Crazy Things You Can Make with 3D Printers |Mental Floss|

9 Bumper Stickers for People Who Don’t Suck |College Humor|

Is This The Saddest Reddit Post Of All Time? |HuffPost Comedy|

Let’s Give These 11 Washed-Up Feature Film Actors Their Own Television Series |Pajiba|

This awesome perpetual motion machine may not be perpetual but it’s awesome for sure |Fark|

VIDEO BELOW: All aboard the doggy go round. |via HYST|

Like us on Facebook | Follow us on Twitter | Giggity.

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National Treasures, Grumpy Cat, And Afternoon Links

“There’s a teacher at my school who has a copy of the Declaration of Independence taped to his door. Seeing as it was my last day, I decided to steal it and replace it with a photo of Nic.” — jakeralphio

Meme Watch: 10 Dog Is The Newest Addition To The Stoner Dog Pantheon |UPROXX|

Commercial Breakdown: The 'Fast & Furious 6 Super Bowl Ad |Film Drunk|

Come At Us, Bro: 15 Reasons Why It's OK To Like Robin Williams |UPROXX|

Scotland Has Pole Dancing In Its Libraries Because It's A Wonderful Country |With Leather|

The KSK Guide To Surviving The Off-Season |Kissing Suzy Kolber|

COUGARS: Six More 50+ Year Old Women More F*ckworthy Than Madonna |Smoking Section|

Jennifer Love Hewitt Continues To Promote 'The Client List' By Singing In Her Underpants |Warming Glow|

New Jacksonville Jaguars logos! |Kissing Suzy Kolber|

Die Hard: The Musical |High Definite|

The Ten Beloved TV Douche Canoes Best Suited To Round Out The Cast Of The Entourage Movie |Pajiba|

5 Super Mario World Enemies Who Ruin Lives |Unreality|

TripAdvisor Reviews of Other People’s Homes |College Humor|

Origins of Eight of the Strangest Place Names in Canada |Mental Floss|

Oral History of the Costacos Brothers Sports Posters Empire |SB Nation|

BBC poll names Coldplay song as the ‘greatest hit’ of the last 10 years |Fark|

17 Valentine’s Day Gifts That Will End Your Relationship |HuffPost Comedy|

Here Are The Outtakes From Rihanna’s Rolling Stone Photo Shoot |Buzzfeed|

VIDEO BELOW: Just a dog playing with a hula hoop. |via Petsami|

Like us on Facebook | Follow us on Twitter | Giggity.

[Inset picture via Neatorama.]

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Horses Losing Their Patience And Afternoon Links

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Here Are 25 Funny Pop Culture Valentines To Win Over The Most Discerning Of Paramours |UPROXX|

5 Things You Need To Know Today From The 'Breaking Bad' Universe |Warming Glow|

7 New Jersey Bands That Could Play Next Year's Super Bowl Halftime |UPROXX|

Pacific Rim Photos: The Black Knight is a giant robot who fights Godzilla now |Film Drunk|

St. Louis Had A Dog Parade And It Was Classier And More Intelligent Than Others |With Leather|

4 Terrible NBA Teams With Bright Futures |Smoking Section|

Daring Feats Of Drunken Ravens Revelry |Kissing Suzy Kolber|

The Many Faces Of Lil Kim |Buzzfeed|

How Microwaves Work |High Definite|

Crazy/Brilliant Life Hacks |HuffPost Comedy|

Best Super Bowl Power Outage Memes |Urban Daily|

Time Capsule: Script pages, snapshots, internal memos, and stills from the 1993 movie Pulp Fiction |Fark|

God Made FarmVille, a pitch-perfect parody of Dodge’s “God Made a Farmer” Super Bowl ad. |Gorilla Mask|

Five Horror Films You Won’t Believe Are Rated PG |Unreality|

Flowchart: Are You Good at Following Flowcharts? |College Humor|

5 Remarkable Things Discovered Under Parking Lots |Mental Floss|

The Adventures of Pete & Pete, the 20th Anniversary Reunion |Brobible|

The 10 Cringe-Worthiest Performances By This Year’s Oscar Nominated Actors |Pajiba|

VIDEO BELOW: A horse plays “Twinkle Twinkle Little Star” on the recorder. |via Arbroath|

Like us on Facebook | Follow us on Twitter | Giggity.

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